I heard a fairy tale on sound of owl – hoo hoo
A young girl was lost in the forest and sees an owl. She asks the owl “Do you know where my mother is ?”. The owl responds “Why the hell would I know where your mother is?” “Are You Stupid?” and ” Why are you fairy tale children always getting lost in the forest and hallucinating about animals that can talk ?”. Then the owl swooped down and ripped the little girl’s face off and ate the eyeballs and then he hooted “hoo hoo”.
It’s a German fairy tale and that’s why a little dark may be.